Now, if you remember from last week
there was this story going around that saber-tooth tigers weren’t really
tigers! That was actually a quite
horrifying concept since it threw every Flintstone and every old caveman movie
image out the window. What does this
mean though- a saber-tooth cat is more like a marsupial?
But-
But-
Huh?
Isn’t a marsupial a kangaroo? Of
course it is and why am I asking that if I already know? Who knows- maybe
bepaws I’m meowy frustrated- what is the history of today’s tiger? Better yet- where did the Siberian Tiger come
from?
And please my fellow felines don’t
meow ‘my backyard.’
What I should do is paw around and ask
the Siberian Tiger at the Pittsburgh Zoo.
Wait a meow-minute- are you confused on who’s pawing this out well I’m
Casey B. Cat (that’s me below) and tigers are a favorite of mine bepaws of my
owner, mom or whatever. So, I think it’s purr-ty important to do a full-fledged
investigation to reveal everything that’s out there about tigers.
And I’ll be more transparent than the
Hillary Clinton campaign. You can bet
your meows on that one. Now what was I meowing- ah meow- the Pittsburgh
Zoo. I should paw down there and see
what’s up but that big guy is mad at me.
Why? I call him a Siberian Tiger- he says he’s an Amur. Grrrrr...fussy
cat. He’s way too sensitive.
To be continued...
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