On
this ‘Tiger Tuesday’ you do have to get somewhat on the sentimental side
though. It is the Christmas season and
meeee-ow there are nothing like tigers at Christmas, right? Just think about it. You see all of those specials with them
pawing around in the snow- so it would only make sense that they’d be
considered the ultimate Christmas cat, wouldn’t it?
So,
what if we’re getting a little silly?
It’s Christmas!
Personally,
I could see a Siberian Tiger chilling at the North Pole. Santa goes out to get the morning paper,
bumps into one, etc. It’s the instant
image. And no, the human hasn’t been
drinking-MOL. It’s the imagination
working overtime and that’s what Christmas is for!
Here
is the thing though about tigers, all of them are in trouble. You know it, I know it, the wildlife in
America know it. It’s common knowledge
for all. These are the cats that you
almost guarantee will go extinct in our lifetime. The Chinese won’t stop with this medicine
theory and there’s no chance of that
even slowing down. Why would
it? There is way too much money in it
and well, I think that the poachers killing all of these tigers probably get
off on it.
But
that’s your usual blunt guess…
Okay,
what’s the point here? Sometimes you
have to wonder what animals would ask for at Christmas. What would a tiger’s letter to Santa look
like? Yeah, it would be covered with paw
marks. Sure some fur might be shed on it
but it could be wrapped up this way…
Dear
Santa Claus,
All
of the cats say that you are the man that makes thing happen. We tigers just one thing for Christmas. We want humans to leave us alone.
*Silence
from the audience*
Leave
us alone…
It
makes sense doesn’t it? Don’t you just
have a feeling that tigers, no matter where they are (in the wild or in
captivity) want left alone? Now, how
does that captivity part play into this? Just think about it for a second- if a
tiger is in a nice zoo or even in a circus where they are treated well-don’t
you think they want to be left in peace?
Again,
please don’t tell me all zoos and circuses are evil. If an animal is well-taken care of they
deserve to be left alone. People have no
right to decide what is good just because they think something is bad, when it
does good.
Meee-wow-
I just gave you headache. MOL. Let’s paw along and wrap this-Santa help the
tigers. That’s not a lot to ask. And with that, we’ll meow with you on
‘Siberian Tiger’ Sunday.
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